Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...