Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...