A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...