Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...