Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.