Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
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7 Quickies!
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The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Raking Leaves
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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...