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The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Organ jokes
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N equals N plus one
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How slime flies!
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The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....