OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...