Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...