Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...