Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...