Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...