Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...