Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!