What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...