Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...