What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...