What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...