Painting shows it all
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Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
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The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Have a first child
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What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...