The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...