You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Ethical software group
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Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...