Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...