The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.