There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...