Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...