you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...