Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...