Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...