What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...