Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...