Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...