Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...