Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...