About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.