Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...