Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...