The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...