I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Brain transplant
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Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...