Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...