The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.