You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...