Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...