The difference
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
It looks like plastic.
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Things you’d really like to say at work!
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A widow was feeling rather lonely…
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Dead lawyer’s grave
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Child sent to bed
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