Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...