Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...