I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?