Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...