Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
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Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
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He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
What is a breathanalyzer?
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A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Women pump gas now
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Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
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