What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...