Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...