Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...